my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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