Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night