Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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