Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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