And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think a kid would responsible me up
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Floor bacon is actually really good
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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