I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
There are leaves in my underwear?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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