SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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