Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
