Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper

(952): View more from Minnesota

Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?

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(310): View more from California

i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

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(951): View more from California

Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.

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(361): View more from Texas

I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?

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(516): View more from New York

How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night

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(330): View more from Ohio

There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.

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(417): View more from Missouri

ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment

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