I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?