I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I understand Curling. That high.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other