I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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