well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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