Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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