billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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