Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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