My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Will exercising make me less horny?
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