im about as happy as oj after his trial
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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