They have a pepper shaker for pot.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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