Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
This is the high leading the old right now
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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