I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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