Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
this hospital has no fireball
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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