Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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