8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
3 2 1 whiskey
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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