At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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