I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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