honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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