I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think your dad took our porno
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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