Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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