I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Someone shattered a urinal.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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