I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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