belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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