I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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