I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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