Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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