So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
How external is "for external use only"?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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