I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Drake has all the answers
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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