Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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