I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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