i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Drake has all the answers
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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