She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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