Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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