Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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