Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
