eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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