Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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