Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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