if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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