that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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