this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
how drunk are you?
Several
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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