just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
cat food counts as protein by the way
How's work?
Spinning.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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