How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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