Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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