I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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