I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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