so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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