check it out our google latitudes are spooning
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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