Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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