So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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