i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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