is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
That accounts for only three of the penises
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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