Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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