Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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