"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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